sigelphoenix

So what do you call it when a man repeatedly pushes his attention upon a woman in a bar, then tries to grope her, and promptly gets schooled by that woman?

Teaching someone a well-deserved lesson? A justifiable use of force? A sure-fire way of making sure at least one man doesn't view women as accessories for his testicles anymore?

Of course not! You call it unfeminine! battery! the reason men are buying foreign wives! After all, he was "just trying to touch her"! Silly vaginas-on-legs, what were you thinking?

See, men are more intelligent than that, and never react with so base an action. I mean, just imagine that a man was in that woman's place - certainly he would never react with any form of violence to unwanted sexual advances from another man! And of course he wouldn't ever try to pass off his reaction as a legally justifiable defense!

Oh, you vaginas-on-legs, trying to use logic, when we all know full well that's the domain of men (the penis is the logic-muscle, you know). Now take your shoes back off and get back into the kitchen. You'll only get groped if you're outside the home, remember, and only because you deserve it.


*See Amanda's post for further snark, especially this comment, which made me cheer.