sigelphoenix

Number of times I have suppressed the urge to reply to, "Do you have time to do this job for me?" with "You have GOT to be fucking kidding me": 3

Number of times I have suppressed the urge to interrupt needy students on the phone to inform them that they are clearly not self-sufficient enough to become a health care professional if they need us to hold their hands through the application and/or schooling process: 2

Number of times I have wished I had clones to be in the three separate locations I am required to be in order to do my job: SO MANY TIMES

Number of times I wanted to cry in happiness because my boss said, "I know you're really busy, so I can take care of _____ this week": 1

Why can't I be in Hawaii like kyonkun right now? :p Or at least somewhere out of town, like my co-worker who's in Las Vegas (thus my insane running around trying to do everything at the same time). I'm not sure why I insisted that I needed to spend my last summer of college without taking a vacation. It's not like it'll be easy to skip town when I have a grown-up job.

I want to go home now plzkthx.