sigelphoenix

I ask if his question is about a technical problem or a billing issue ...

BLARGH BLARGH BLARGH LISTEN TO MY STORY

All right, it's time to be Miss Receptionist-and-therapist-all-in-one again. Fine by me, just don't whinge about it when you have to tell go over your entire story again with the person who's actually supposed to hear it.

BLARGH BLARGH BLARGH *REASONABLE REQUEST BURIED AMONG SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS*

Yes, you are a unique and beautiful snowflake. Do go on.

BLARGH BLARGH BLARGH IT'S SO TERRIBLE THAT YOU'RE SENDING BILLS I'M NOT EVEN PAYING YET

Uh ... sure.

BLARGH BLARGH BLARGH I'M NOT ANGRY JUST OVERWHELMINGLY ARROGANT

*prudent silence*

BLARGH BLARGH BLARGH AND THEN HE WAS RUDE, TOO

Glass houses and stones. And you certainly don't seem like you're the worse for wear, so suck it up, emo-boy.

BLARGH BLARGH BLARGH I OWN A BUSINESS TOO I KNOW STUFF

And I'm sure that, being a business owner, you know exactly what it's like to deal with the daily grind of rude and demanding customers.

BLARGH BLARGH BLARGH IT WAS A YEAR AGO BUT I'M ONLY DEALING WITH IT NOW

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BLARGH BLARGH BLARGH SO HELP ME OUT RIGHT NOW CUZ I'M BUSY

Right.

*transfers call*

Yeesh. Come on people, at least try to impress me a little.